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Sunday, December 23, 2007

lovin' last night...


...i finally got to meet dan boyle...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

epiphanies at midnight...

lying in bed...after reading the different post cards from post secret...my wheels started turning...and i have come to this...

being that i am broke and that i can't afford christmas gifts at all this year...i have decided that i don't want any christmas gifts...it doesn't feel right accepting a gift from some one when i can't return the favor...sure you hear the "it's the thought that counts" idea being thrown around-and im sure after telling this to my mom that thats the first thing she will say-i think it's how much thought was put into that gift that makes it count...sure i could bake things or make something...but food gets eatin and for me to make something that i want to give to someone is going to cost me non-the-less since i would want it to be meaningful...so i would rather just be able to spend the holidays with my family and friends...with out recieving any gifts...i would feel guilty opening any presents given to me when i can't give them something in return...

ps...im getting sick again...and it sucks!

Monday, December 10, 2007

not again...

this is the third time ive gotten sick this year...and if i was sick in the beginning of the year i don't remember because i am more concerned with my weak immune system which has gotten me sick three time in the last three months...

oh and i need to have all my shit finished by wednesday for my online class...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

because there loosing money...

we get laid off...fuck saturn and fuck lokey...thats all i have to say...

Monday, December 3, 2007

steve jerve did what...

this weekend was funtastical...bruins game saturday night...it wasn't so much that is was an amazing game...don't get me wrong our guys were on saturday night and we finally broke our loosing streak...but a few of our guys got beat up...vinny had a puck hit him in his face...prospal and orbien got hit in the face by a high stick...ranger hurt his shoulder again...i don't know but hey at least we won...

than yesterday was NBT7 at the ford amphitheatre...this years bands were great but it wasn't as amazing as last years show...eggroll and i got there around 10:30 and it was pretty full already...we entered into a few of the meet and greets and april ended up winning one to meet the starting line...which was AWESOME...that was definently one of the bands i wanted to see...the really hot guy in the band liked my ralph wiggums shirt...hehe...id say my favorite bands were the starting line...saosin...chevelle...rise against...coheed and cambria...jimmy eat world...and flyleaf...so basically add those bands to last years bill and i think you would have the fuckin rockinest show EVER...

oh the saying for this weekend is..."steve jerve did what?"

ps...i got a hair cut...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

do i taste good or what...

because we have mosquitos in the office and i am getting bit the fuck up by them...

last night after class...liz and i met a snail last night...i named him albert...he was tiny...



and more ddr tonight...plus my car is finished and looks good again...now once i get her down here i need to take her to get a car wash...

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

i just want to have fun...

with annoying customers...

the yeti just came in for a car wash...and since she decided to make me wait for her to pick up her keys...i can make her wait when she comes up to get them...

but the genious in me decided to wake up today...im gonna go by a new tv remote for the tv in our lobby so i can change the channel...turn the tv on and off...and fuck with the volumn when a customer is irritating me...i don't know how many times i have had someone change the chanel to some stupid moive or turn the tv off because they wanted to nap in our lobby...

im not mean or vendictive...i just want to have fun with them those uptight bastards...

ps...i have to go down town tonight for class...down town st. pete where the you tube republican debates are going on tonight...so i get to deal with rebuplican supporters and the homeless that are protesting...

pss...some bitch on tv said turtles aren't good pets...from all the cats, dogs, birds, and other animals out there...why turtles...turtles don't make good pets...

bitch please...ill kill you...just because turtles have a chance of carrying salmonela doesn't mean that they make bad pets...you make a bad pet...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

such a funtastical day it has been...

all im saying is that today...has been full of good news and funny shit...

...so i was talking to our larry the cable guy who does the paint jobs on the cars here...and he said he could fix my car for me...holler...we just got my insuarnce check yesterday so now i won't have to pay the deductable...which honestly is the greatest news right now...i was so worried about paying my mom back and not being able to get christmas gifts for people...but now i am so stoked...it should all be fixed by friday...

now to the fun stuff...so as i clearly reported in my last blog...i DO NOT LIKE our customers...but sometimes they just come around and amuse me and it honestly makes me feel better about being so sarcastic to them...

...the first story...not so much amusing...its more so that even adults act really fuckin childish...so we do free car washes here...and a woman who bought a black outlook brought it in one day and apparently they did such a bad job on a FREE car wash that she would rather pay to get it done now rather than bring it here...fine whatever...not gonna bother me...except for she has to stand at our desk and bitch about...so today she brought it in for an oil change and she got really upset when we told her they were washing it...she started yelling "this sucks...i mean this really sucks...do you have any idea how frustrating this is!?"...no mam i don't because i don't usually bitch about a free car wash...so then once she got her keys she went to our manager and he had to clean her rims and wipe down parts of her car because she was unhappy with the FREE car wash...how old is she if she thinks it's appropriate to yell "this sucks" in the store...she needs to go suck a taint and get over this...

...the second story is more on the funny side...apparently one of our customers would rather buy a new car than just pay the $300 to get her brakes fixed...yeah...new car which is gonna be about 28 thousand compared to a brake job that will only cost you about 300...not only was she considering that one...she decided to go arond the whole store telling everyone that she is going to have to get a job to pay for the new car that she is considering buying...HHHHMMMMM...our customers make me laugh...

...third story involves the woman from the previous story as well...this customer (oh and both are a bit on the elderly side too) has realized that their are a bunch of crazy people driving saturns...she used the other woman as her example...yeah the whole brakes/new car thing is a pretty crazy story...i said "well every car is going to need to get there brakes replaced at some point"...but apparently this woman has had her car for seven years and has yet to get her breaks replaced...again i say HHHHHHMMMMMM...this woman has to be so absent minded that she hasn't realized that her brakes have been replaced...i mean SERIOUSLY...

...and our final story for this afternoon has to do with a woman who apparently has super hearing...yeah our tecs couldn't duplicate the same sound that she was hearing so her excuse was that woman hear better than men...yeah when men don't listen to us its because their hearing isn't that great...she can hear things on her car and she knows what wrong...she can hear a baby cry and know that it is upset...WOW...let me tell yah...she is obviously very talented...who knew the when a baby cried it was upset...HHHHHHMMMMMM...yeah whatever lady...then instead of paying she said bye and walked away from the desk...without paying yet...sure lady you can believe that you have great hearing but that doesn't do much is your brain doesn't work...

gosh today sure has been FUN...can someone please shoot me now...

Monday, November 26, 2007

things going on in my melon today...

  • i need to find me a sugar daddy so he can pay for whatever i need/want... 
  • the nhl refs are fucking ridiculous...plain and simple...the tbt had a great article explaining the shit that they have called and the shit that they choose not to call...the super finger is forever given to them...happy holiday fuckers...
  • made yet another radio apperance with my news of buying the two disc special edition of 300 for only 6 dollares...
  • still wanting a new hoodie for the winter season...
  • i havn't been to medieval times in years...and i could be going thursday...except with my current situation regarding money and my car i am unable to attend such a fine event and such a funtastical establishment at this time...awh piss...
  • reading makes me very tired so i probably shouldn't do it at work or else i will need to take a nap...thus giving it an easy reason for my boss to fire me...which can't happen any time soon...
  • can you really paint with all the colors of the wind...im really hungry now...
  • have i mentioned that i utterly dislike like our customers...especially anal...retarded...loud...bitchy...old...inpatient..."please feel sorry for me"...angry...mean...psychotic...think they know-it-all...customers...i have named you yetti...salad fingers... and bitch wolf...among others...these people are going to drive me nuts...if they already haven't...
  • i can't wait for DDR tonight...
  • my forehead is itchy...
  • i get to see dani and tyson after work...holler...
  • most of our slaesman here honestly annoy the hell out me...i don't like them touching me and i don't like them asking me for change...go to the damn bank for that...and i definently don't like them asking me for keys that i don't have...or asking me more than once...
  • my friends are trill...thay keep me sane...so much love for them...
  • i am contemplanting incorporating mad libs in my life...taint is my favorite noun...and giving the finger is my new verb...
  • seriously...cyber monday is the most retarded name for a shopping holiday...then again claimng a day is a shopping holiday is a little bananas...
  • this is sad...but i have to thank gwen for helping me with my spelling...well some of my spelling...
  • next big thing is this weekend bitches...
  • before i only had heard about it...but today i was informed of the video "two girls one cup"...im scared to watch it...

and in case you have yet to hear of the disgusting video...here is the definition from the widely used urban dictionary...which keeps my slang on lock lock...

1.two girls one cup
284 up, 41 down
 

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!

"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."

by Magetto13 Grand Rapids, MI Sep 19, 2007 email it
 
2.two girls one cup
31 up, 6 down
 

A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.

After I watched 'two girls one cup' I wanted to burn my eyes out with a candle

by Gene Bryant Manchester Nov 2, 2007 email it

Thursday, November 22, 2007

lusting over adam levine...

long weekend...friday...not so scary but hysterically funny haunted house...an attempt at making a halloween haunted ginger bread house...which turned out to be ginger bread crack house...that fell a part...and then turned into pieces of a halloween broken down ginger bread crack house...saturday...a day for homework which was never done...hockey game with hannah...making new friends...getting home way to late...sunday...for some strange reason actually had the urge to get up at 10ish...went to the macaroni grill with eggroll and her hermana...shoping with out spending any money...trying to nap...maroon 5 show with barb and george...rocking out to the hives...lusting over adam levine...singing along to maroon 5...continuing to lust over adam levine...watching my cousin act 18 again...and then lusting over adam levine some more...

conclusion...very productive weekend...still very tired and sore from screaming at the hockey game and the concert last night...ALL WORTH IT...

where was the over time...

the ranger...lightning game should have had an over time...it shouldn't have gotten out at 10...it should have gone into over time...plain and simple...more to the night other than that...

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

nothing witty or funny to say at the moment...

...just kind of bored...not really thinking to much right now...though i did come across a nifty gadget online that will make skinz for your phone or laptop...heres what i came up with for my shitty little phone that doesn't hold a charge...



...so possibly...the next time i get paid or if i just feel like purchasing it now...i am gonna go on to verizon and just get it...or i might go try and find the tshirt for death proof first...i need figure out what i am going to wear to ndt 7...TANGENT...i love death proof...any way i think that is pretty cool...

ps...the usaa insurance adjuster should be coming by saturn today to look at the damage or my car...

Monday, November 19, 2007

erin is not amused and erin doesn't care...

good grief...i hate customers around this time of the year...why is it that so many people take it upon themselves to give shit to anyone who happens to be behind a counter...lets see this trend should continue untill new years...

...i want a new hoodie...here are some ideas...



ps...im gonna stab my neighbors if they don't stop staring at me when i drive in my drive way...and the little kids who don't know how to look to see if a fuckin' car is coming...

do i sound irritated...yes...im sorry...im tired and have delt with dumb asses for most of the day...and i now have to go to class...AWH PISS...

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

call me charlie brown...

my new saying is good grief...and the car wash guys a freaking me out...again!

im thinking arbys...only because i have coupons...

oh and i left my phone at home...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

so ronery...

so im in class and instead of the hockey game...and right now...i kind of wish i had picked the hockey game...especially since there is no one in my fucking group here tonight...this just adds on to such a wonderful afternoon...i think im gonna sign in and leave now...

::edit::

what i missed from this game...not only did we win 5 to 1 against Carolina who are first in our division but i also missed a couple of the best fights ever...

...first brad richards fought...which is rare...


...then i missed doug janik beat the hell out of craig adams...adams got fricken body slammed on the ice and busted his head...


yeah...um thats the last time im gonna miss a game because of some pointless class...

the oldiest gay couple in the world...

is sitting in the show room of my work...



one of the funnier post secret post cards that i like...

Saturday, November 10, 2007

its days like today...

where i could just walk out now...weak...

...in other news from outside my bubble...

the WGA strike is rockin...i totally for the writers striking...but sadly my three shows that i like to watch are going to be going into re-runs soon because of it...oh well...power to the writers...without them we wouldn't have such great shows...and from what i have heard it is about damn time that they get a little more money from those dvd sales and START getting money from all the "promotions" that the corporations are putting out on the internet...so ill back'em...

Thursday, November 8, 2007

lightning win...i loose...

...lightning broke there 6 game loosing streak...they beat flroida 3 to 1...awesome game...they have definently stepped up there game...unfortunently mr. dan boyle is out indefinently again because he needs to get another surgery done on his wrist that got slashed...i read somewhere to expect him to be out for at least half the seaon...which sucks...it really does...he is such an awesome player and it sucks not to seem him play...im sure he wishes he could be playing but you have to think about your health...

...as for me...i got into my first car accident this morning...i rear ended a goverment vehicle...well a city truck...i was 82nd ave and saw the light was green so i took my foot off the break to inch up...well the truck wasn't inching up...and when i realized that it was to late...i ended up hitting this orange metal thing that was attached to the truck...so my the right side of my hood is pushed up now and has a pretty bad gash in it...and part of the plastic grill is pushed in...so my life is just peachy...120 dollar ticket for "careless driving"...no gonna be doing much for the next couple weeks...since im gonna need to pay for that and the damages...

...ever have that feelinglike you were going to get into an accident...well ive been having it for the past month...and today it finally happened...by the great beard of zeus...this is shitty...

Monday, November 5, 2007

honestly it only november fifth...

People are already putting up christmas decorations...seriously people...halloween was last fucking wednesday...good grief...

and a note from saturday night after the game..."girlfriends don't last...and engagments get called off"...eeyore face...

Monday, October 29, 2007

vendoning machine lunch...

lunch tyme at work...and we have gentleman in our waiting room with a bird on his shoulder...oh look and bird poop on his shoulder too...we also just had bum come in to get a donut and coffee...he knows where its at...

Thursday, October 25, 2007

are youe sick...

no i started snorting cocaine now and this is what has happened...pale...tired...red nose...and persisten weezing cough...today sucks...i could be home like i was yesterday...in a vegitative state watching movies...but no...i had to come to work or else or dumb ass, bitter customers wouldn't be able to get there cars...well...SHUN...yes is said it...shun them...i am a walking pharmacy...i have two bags of ludens (the best and only cough drops i will/can eat)...a botle of wal-tussin (walgreens cheap cought syrup...but hey it tastes better than the other shit ive had to taste before and cheaper)...a bottle of Motrin IB (because today of all days...my body decides that is "that time of the month")...and my regular medicine that i have to take everyday...

oh and tonight is a lightning game...well...i sent hannah (my hockey buddy) and text tuesday saying i might not be able to go to the game tonight unless my boss will let me leave early)...she never got it...i hate my phone...but what can i do...cant go cus i am sick...i look like im doing coke...i am that sick...

oh well...when i do finally get out of work i will go home and sleep for a couple of hours before ugly betty and grey's anatomy comes on...and ive found out that my show damages hasn't been picked up for another season...

Saturday, October 13, 2007

yeah...how bout no...

i love my nickname...cus that is exactly what i should be saying when people ask me to do something and then they decide to bitch about what it is they have asked me to do...im gonna go turn night ring off...

Monday, October 8, 2007

its all aboot the game eh...

hockey saturday night...i love it...lightning won five to two...thrashers must have had a fun trip back to the atl...dirty sanchez played the lightning for the first time since he was traded...kind of sad since him and marty grew up together...but overall AWESOME night...meet a few of the players afterwards too...Brad Ludovich (can't remember how to spell his last name)... Jason Ward...and the very hot and very talented Paul Ranger...

also meet some new people...Rachel and Lauren...and the funny thing about the situation is that they are were hannah and i were last year...Rachel like Hannah have loved hockey since they were little...and my self like Lauren have just started getting into it...and our significant hockey partner is helping us ease into it...we all really clicked...Rachel is in love with Shane O'Brian (who wouldn't he is a hotty) and Lauren line consists of Andre Roy (which is my second line after Dan Boyle)...

so yeah really fun night...got free tickets to the game...some pretty good seats too...probably got on tv too (not sure...havn't seen it yet)...heading back to the forum wedensday to try and meet some of the players and to watch them practice...so maybe dan boyle will be there...i saw his car come out of the players parking lot but he didn't stop...only about five guys stopped this time...but hopefully dan might be there...who knows...it will still be fun to go...

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

only half of a sleazed-filled extravaganza...

so grindhouse comes out today...but only death proof...but being thats the one that tickles my fancy more...i am to excited to get my copy...only problem...i pre-order the damn thing on amazon and it won't be here till the end of the week...UUUUUUUUHHHHHH...how shity is that...i have been anxiously waiting for this movie to finally come out on dvd and i have to wait to get mine...
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