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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

such a funtastical day it has been...

all im saying is that today...has been full of good news and funny shit...

...so i was talking to our larry the cable guy who does the paint jobs on the cars here...and he said he could fix my car for me...holler...we just got my insuarnce check yesterday so now i won't have to pay the deductable...which honestly is the greatest news right now...i was so worried about paying my mom back and not being able to get christmas gifts for people...but now i am so stoked...it should all be fixed by friday...

now to the fun stuff...so as i clearly reported in my last blog...i DO NOT LIKE our customers...but sometimes they just come around and amuse me and it honestly makes me feel better about being so sarcastic to them...

...the first story...not so much amusing...its more so that even adults act really fuckin childish...so we do free car washes here...and a woman who bought a black outlook brought it in one day and apparently they did such a bad job on a FREE car wash that she would rather pay to get it done now rather than bring it here...fine whatever...not gonna bother me...except for she has to stand at our desk and bitch about...so today she brought it in for an oil change and she got really upset when we told her they were washing it...she started yelling "this sucks...i mean this really sucks...do you have any idea how frustrating this is!?"...no mam i don't because i don't usually bitch about a free car wash...so then once she got her keys she went to our manager and he had to clean her rims and wipe down parts of her car because she was unhappy with the FREE car wash...how old is she if she thinks it's appropriate to yell "this sucks" in the store...she needs to go suck a taint and get over this...

...the second story is more on the funny side...apparently one of our customers would rather buy a new car than just pay the $300 to get her brakes fixed...yeah...new car which is gonna be about 28 thousand compared to a brake job that will only cost you about 300...not only was she considering that one...she decided to go arond the whole store telling everyone that she is going to have to get a job to pay for the new car that she is considering buying...HHHHMMMMM...our customers make me laugh...

...third story involves the woman from the previous story as well...this customer (oh and both are a bit on the elderly side too) has realized that their are a bunch of crazy people driving saturns...she used the other woman as her example...yeah the whole brakes/new car thing is a pretty crazy story...i said "well every car is going to need to get there brakes replaced at some point"...but apparently this woman has had her car for seven years and has yet to get her breaks replaced...again i say HHHHHHMMMMMM...this woman has to be so absent minded that she hasn't realized that her brakes have been replaced...i mean SERIOUSLY...

...and our final story for this afternoon has to do with a woman who apparently has super hearing...yeah our tecs couldn't duplicate the same sound that she was hearing so her excuse was that woman hear better than men...yeah when men don't listen to us its because their hearing isn't that great...she can hear things on her car and she knows what wrong...she can hear a baby cry and know that it is upset...WOW...let me tell yah...she is obviously very talented...who knew the when a baby cried it was upset...HHHHHHMMMMMM...yeah whatever lady...then instead of paying she said bye and walked away from the desk...without paying yet...sure lady you can believe that you have great hearing but that doesn't do much is your brain doesn't work...

gosh today sure has been FUN...can someone please shoot me now...

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