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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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the other day a friend of mine and i decided to head to our favorite porn shop "sshhh don't tell momma" to browse the large selection of erotica...the first time we went there i checked out there pretty wide selection of viberators...and hot damn those suckers are expensive...and they get pretty damn techinical too...i had found one that had a microphone and a USB port on it which i thought was weird...since then i have told a few people about that strange find and you know when i talk about it some people kinda didn't believe me...well i made sure this next time i got to check this place out that i would take a picture of this thing to show people that this vibe actually exsists... but since you can't take pictures in the store i just found the name of it and googled that shit...yeah so i found this...the damn thing costs $150...yeah $150 so you can listen to songs from your vibrator while your playing dj...or so you can record that fun solo session...we started talking about how you record something dirty and then have your mom chime in the middle of it...haha...that would be creepy...

any way...we bought a porn...yep..we did...a fucking porn worth $42...yep...kinda weird to watch some of it...let me just say this...the whole choking thing while giving a blow job is not a turn on...yeah definently kind of nasty to watch some girl throw up loads of spit and saliva...i mean the guy got up and the couch had a giant spot of water from where the girl had spit up...uh...its nasty...how can people really enjoy doing that or even watching it! so yeah...didn't really enjoy watching my first porn...

that is really all...i mean nothing much else to discuss...oh yeah the porn was called babysitters...yeah...never again...

this has nothing to do with the porn i watched...but i will probably watch this again...rather then that porn again...

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