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Monday, November 26, 2007

things going on in my melon today...

  • i need to find me a sugar daddy so he can pay for whatever i need/want... 
  • the nhl refs are fucking ridiculous...plain and simple...the tbt had a great article explaining the shit that they have called and the shit that they choose not to call...the super finger is forever given to them...happy holiday fuckers...
  • made yet another radio apperance with my news of buying the two disc special edition of 300 for only 6 dollares...
  • still wanting a new hoodie for the winter season...
  • i havn't been to medieval times in years...and i could be going thursday...except with my current situation regarding money and my car i am unable to attend such a fine event and such a funtastical establishment at this time...awh piss...
  • reading makes me very tired so i probably shouldn't do it at work or else i will need to take a nap...thus giving it an easy reason for my boss to fire me...which can't happen any time soon...
  • can you really paint with all the colors of the wind...im really hungry now...
  • have i mentioned that i utterly dislike like our customers...especially anal...retarded...loud...bitchy...old...inpatient..."please feel sorry for me"...angry...mean...psychotic...think they know-it-all...customers...i have named you yetti...salad fingers... and bitch wolf...among others...these people are going to drive me nuts...if they already haven't...
  • i can't wait for DDR tonight...
  • my forehead is itchy...
  • i get to see dani and tyson after work...holler...
  • most of our slaesman here honestly annoy the hell out me...i don't like them touching me and i don't like them asking me for change...go to the damn bank for that...and i definently don't like them asking me for keys that i don't have...or asking me more than once...
  • my friends are trill...thay keep me sane...so much love for them...
  • i am contemplanting incorporating mad libs in my life...taint is my favorite noun...and giving the finger is my new verb...
  • seriously...cyber monday is the most retarded name for a shopping holiday...then again claimng a day is a shopping holiday is a little bananas...
  • this is sad...but i have to thank gwen for helping me with my spelling...well some of my spelling...
  • next big thing is this weekend bitches...
  • before i only had heard about it...but today i was informed of the video "two girls one cup"...im scared to watch it...

and in case you have yet to hear of the disgusting video...here is the definition from the widely used urban dictionary...which keeps my slang on lock lock...

1.two girls one cup
284 up, 41 down
 

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!

"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."

by Magetto13 Grand Rapids, MI Sep 19, 2007 email it
 
2.two girls one cup
31 up, 6 down
 

A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.

After I watched 'two girls one cup' I wanted to burn my eyes out with a candle

by Gene Bryant Manchester Nov 2, 2007 email it

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